— Marilyn French (via ladygrendel)
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— Marilyn French (via ladygrendel)
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when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
You discuss me. Period.
no I discussed why I don’t believe in god
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saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
we are all obama
And I swear in that moment we were Obama
We accept the Obama we think we deserve
My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.
Obama and I do share a more profound bond
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dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
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— Maz Jobrani, an Iranian-American, on the way Middle Easterners are depicted in mainstream media. (via yourfriendlycomrade)
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif
Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things
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For a Natural Childbirth, Allow Labor To Begin Naturally!!
[An edited and revised version of a tumblr post I did back in February]
Yes!!!!
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What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
Oh..
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Uhh, good luck with that.
There has been research that actually proves that babies born to mothers who smoked weed had slightly higher intelligence and were generally calmer...
Bleh, so my mum has asked me to remove my piercings this weekend as we are having a family function for my grandma’s 70th and shes like ”mum (my...
I’m so nervous ahhh.
My aunt’s baby shower is tomorrow, she’s having a baby boy in a month (or so).
I’ve giving her a circumcision info packet...
He’s already an ounce away from his birth weight!
I was so scared because of the problems we had/have...
Everyone needs their daily dose of vitamin T ☺ it’s crazy how much love I have for this little peanut
Currently sleeping on Mommy’s boob 😍👶